I was sweating in
the evening sun as I hefted the second bag of cat litter up into my arms, and
began pouring. There were still
two good sized oil spots on the driveway.
I made a mental note for the 10th time to only park in one
area, so my leaking Plymouth truck could make just one big mess instead of
several messes. As the sun set
over the cedar trees outside of the house, a drop of sweat ran down my neck and
the middle of my tank top was damp.
My cat, Simon, suddenly bounded out of the bushes, making a beeline for
the house. He stopped short at the
driveway and stared at the piles of cat litter. “Don’t get any ideas,” I said.
The truck was one
leaking fluid or rattling part after another, but I didn’t have the money for
anything else. The last issue was
the starter, which left me stranded in the parking lot of The Saxon Pub, which
actually sported a gigantic statue of a fully armored saxon in the parking
lot. I’d been been shooting pool
all evening. Which led up to
why I was about to quit pouring cat litter and pretend like I could cook. I owed Shawn dinner for replacing the
starter. Not that he really wanted
anything in return. Saving a
damsel in distress was what he lived for.
Of course, he did take the time to admonish me for being out in a bar by
myself shooting pool. It wasn’t
very ladylike, according to Shawn.
I’m sure I did a lot of things that didn’t fit within Shawn’s definition
of ladylike, but he seemed to be willing to entertain the notion that I might
change. That those unladylike parts
of me could be sanded down to fit just like the wooden planks he sounded down
when he built his little cottage out in the woods. He was still checking me out. And I guess, I was checking him out a
little. Otherwise, why did I have
a bag full of shrimp in the fridge that I had to shell and de-vein, even though
the extent of my seafood cooking in the past involved opening a can of tuna
fish?
I flopped the
plastic bag of gray, slippery shrimp into the sink and planned my attack. My roommate, Debbie, handed me a
Lonestar beer. Since moving to
Texas, I’d taken up beer drinking with a vengeance. And wearing cowboy boots. And saying y’all.
I filled a pan with water to boil for the pasta, and began to shell the
shrimp.
“So, did you see
how jealous John got when Ed bought me that drink?” she said. “I couldn’t believe it! He looked like he was going to
explode!” Debbie took a sip of her
beer, and pulled her curly brown hair up into a ponytail, fastening it with a
rubber band. “He didn’t see that
coming, I’ll bet,” she said in a satisfied way.
I decided I didn’t
like the smell of raw shrimp, but my pile of shells was getting bigger. “Yeah,” I said, “but what does he
expect?” Actually, I knew exactly
what he expected. He expected
Debbie to return his calls immediately, and to not protest when he disappeared
for a couple weeks because he met some big-haired, tight jeaned, loud girl,
which, most of the time, was what happened.
Debbie pulled at
the label on her Lonestar. “I
think he gets it now. I mean, I
can’t wait around forever! I’m
going to be thirty two!
Thirty-two! she shrieked.
“Well, if he
doesn’t get it, then definitely don’t wait around,” I said. I washed my hands, the shrimp all
peeled, and read over my recipe for lemon caper sauce. The capers and the shrimp had been
seriously more money than I expected, and I was wishing I’d just taken him out
to dinner somewhere, since it probably would have been cheaper.
“I know”, Debbie
said with a little whine, “but I love him, I really do.” With my back to Debbie, I rolled my
eyes. “And” she said, “I want to
have his baby, and I need to do it soon!”
I opened up
another Lonestar, and squeezed two lemons to get as much juice as I could into
a small mixing bowl. “You don’t
want to have his baby and then have him acting like a jerk, though”.
“I know,” Debbie
whined. “I just don’t have much
time left.”
Debbie always
sounded as though her biological clock was on fast forward. At twenty-four, I couldn’t relate. I
didn’t think I wanted kids at all.
I wanted to be a good pool player, I wanted to learn guitar, I wanted to
be in a rock band, and I wanted to make enough money to buy a new truck, or be
able to fix my own so I didn’t end up spending $30 on shrimp dinner because
someone had to save me.
Unfortunately, all of my goals were going about as well as Debbie’s goal
to marry John and have his baby, which was not good. And like Debbie, I was getting a little tired and
frustrated.
It was a couple
months ago, in May, that Debbie had introduced me to
Shawn. We’d spent the day speeding around the bay in his motorboat and yelling things to one another that we couldn’t hear over the noise of the boat. He had brought a cooler full of Coors Light, and Debbie and I added our Lonestar and we drank beer and baked in the sun all day. There wasn’t much room on the boat, so we pretty much stayed still and I tried not to get bumped off into the water. Shawn was a big guy, with beefy arms that looked ready to lift logs or heavy animals or something, and beefy hands that looked right curled around a cold beer, with the other thick hand adeptly navigating the boat to skim slightly to the left or to bounce against the wake of some other boat, causing me to feel certain I would be tossed into the water. “Yo!” he would shout at us, “Y’all ready?” and then would toss us a cold beer from the cooler. This would have all been fine and good, had Shawn not insisted on bringing his bull mastiff dog everywhere with him. So, in addition to the three of us, there was his massive beast, that insisted on sitting up next to Shawn. This meant that the dog’s copious amount of drool was whipped back from the wind his in face, and into my face. The dog was sitting on my side of the boat, so Debbie was spared this incessant rampage of saliva, but I received it full on. By the end of the day, I was drunk, sunburned and covered in drool. After we docked the boat, I pulled out a cigarette, which caused Shawn to remind me that smoking wasn’t very ladylike.
Shawn. We’d spent the day speeding around the bay in his motorboat and yelling things to one another that we couldn’t hear over the noise of the boat. He had brought a cooler full of Coors Light, and Debbie and I added our Lonestar and we drank beer and baked in the sun all day. There wasn’t much room on the boat, so we pretty much stayed still and I tried not to get bumped off into the water. Shawn was a big guy, with beefy arms that looked ready to lift logs or heavy animals or something, and beefy hands that looked right curled around a cold beer, with the other thick hand adeptly navigating the boat to skim slightly to the left or to bounce against the wake of some other boat, causing me to feel certain I would be tossed into the water. “Yo!” he would shout at us, “Y’all ready?” and then would toss us a cold beer from the cooler. This would have all been fine and good, had Shawn not insisted on bringing his bull mastiff dog everywhere with him. So, in addition to the three of us, there was his massive beast, that insisted on sitting up next to Shawn. This meant that the dog’s copious amount of drool was whipped back from the wind his in face, and into my face. The dog was sitting on my side of the boat, so Debbie was spared this incessant rampage of saliva, but I received it full on. By the end of the day, I was drunk, sunburned and covered in drool. After we docked the boat, I pulled out a cigarette, which caused Shawn to remind me that smoking wasn’t very ladylike.
Debbie had told me
that Shawn built his own log cabin.
He and his dog lived happily in it. But I guess Shawn was looking for Miss Right. And I guess, he was thinking it could
be me, if I stopped playing pool and smoking and drinking, I suppose. I was petite and blond, so I figured
that was appealing. And my truck
was always breaking down, so that was probably a plus too. I pulled out romaine and spinach
leaves, and started running them under the faucet. I placed each leaf on a plate covered by a paper towel, and
then patted it dry with another paper towel. I thought about Shawn’s big beefy arms. I thought about what it might feel like
to be wrapped in those beefy arms.
Sometimes I looked at the sheer strength of him and wondered if I would
feel stronger just by being around him.
If those arms were around me, would I feel more solid, less like the
ghost that I felt like most of the time, the ghost of who I wanted to be,
things I wanted to do, but could never make happen, but instead, would I feel
my edges sharpen and become clearer with those other arms around me? If there was one thing Shawn had, it
was a certainty of who he was and what he valued and he wanted. Me? I was just a ghost.
The kitchen
smelled of lemon. I grated some
parmesan cheese into a side dish, turned the burner simmering the lemon and
caper sauce to low, and removed the cooked pasta and shrimp from the
stove. There was no time for a
shower, I quickly added on another layer of deoderant and slipped into a short
white sundress that showed a fair amount of leg, but was casual enough that I
could be barefoot in the house in it.
It was sexy without looking like I was trying to be sexy. I brushed my long blond hair out, and
swept it up into a clip. July in
Texas was too hot to have anything on my neck, although by the later evening,
it would be perfect outside. The
sun would set and the cicadas would sing and we could sit out on the porch like
Debbie and I did most nights, and breathe in the cedar trees and look at the
stars. I had lived in downtown
Austin for the first two years I was in Texas, but when I moved out to the
countryside, I was shocked at how many stars I could see. Sometimes, as I drove along Bee Caves
Road out to Debbie’s house, the moon would hang low in the sky. Once, I pulled over and sat watching
it, huge, yellow and magnificent, like an opening to another world, calling for
me, drawing me toward it.