The cat would not
let me near my toothbrush. He
stared at me with a fierce gaze, daring me to reach past him. As if I was going to try that maneuver
again. I was holding a wad of wet toilet paper to my wrist where the beast had
already slashed me. I strategized. Maybe if I flushed the toilet, he’d be
scared away. He was big
beast, with long, dark gray hair,
that Christine regularly combed through tenderly so he wouldn’t be matted. Maybe I could shoo him away with the
toilet plunger. His lids lowered
and his hair raised up as if he could tell what I was thinking. Maybe I could ask Kristen to call him
away. A low growl came from deep
in his throat. Maybe I could just
have my cavities filled later. I
backed out of the bathroom and headed up to bed.
I was staying in
small portion of the attic, not much larger than an exaggerated closet. I had my foam pad I’d purchased at Fred
Meyer for $15.00 to sleep on, and had a few blankets. I kept a few boxes of clothes in the room, but most of my
things were in the back of my dirty Plymouth truck parked in front of the
conservative suburban house in which I was now staying. The truck still had Indiana plates on
it. I couldn’t afford to get the
truck registered in Texas, and really, I wasn’t sure I was going to stay here
anyway.
I curled up in the
corner of my closet and looked through the most recent letter from my sister,
Leah. She wrote about how stupid
everyone in middle school was. How
she had borrowed a sophomore physics book and was reading it cover to
cover. She was trying to figure
out how to skip high school and go straight to college. She was raising a jar of black widows
out in the barn. She wished she
had someone to talk to. When was I
going to get my own phone?
I set the letter
down and felt the familiar pang loneliness. I didn’t miss my family’s home, since it wasn’t really
mine. They’d moved there after I
left the house, but I missed my sisters and my brother. Missed Leah’s devastatingly sarcastic
wit, usually leveled at our stepdad, who rarely understood the thinly veiled
insults. Missed Tanya’s early
morning attempts at breakfast, resulting in watery eggs, blackened toast, and
untrustworthy bacon. Missed Ila’s
newest redecoration of her bedroom, now splattered in black and red paint, now
done in a lavender harlequin pattern.
Missed Adrian’s incessant talk about the University of Oregon Ducks, and
how he couldn’t wait to get graduated and get of the house.
I wondered if I
should tell him to slow down. I
was out of the house, but it didn’t seem to be working out so great right
now. I wasn’t just a third wheel
in this Texas household, I was the 7th. I still recalled how thin Christine’s lips became when Charlene
told her that I would be staying. Charlene
and I were sitting on the couch, across from Christine, who held baby Judah in
one hand. Little Christine sat on
the floor next to her, putting together a puzzle of a Disney princess.
“Naomi actually
has a degree in English and a degree in Philosophy! She’ll be a great help with Charlene’s schooling.”
“I don’t need any
help with Christine’s schooling,” snapped the larger Christine, who seemed even
larger to me now. “She’s learning
just fine. I’ve been doing this for eight years, you know.”
“I didn’t mean she
wasn’t learning,” Charlene said in a placating tone. I suddenly had the sense they’d had this conversation
before. A hundred times. Over different subjects, but the same
conversation. “I just meant she
could be helpful.”
I felt like I
should say something, but they didn’t seem to be talking to me.
“Of course, I’m
sure she could be helpful,” said Christine shortly. She had a furrow in her forehead that deepened, just under a
ringlet of hair that escaped her barrette that held the rest of her flowing
curls back tidily. “I just don’t
know how much room you think we have around here. You’re staying in my project room already.”
The fact that I
was a surprise to Christine was very much a surprise to me. Charlene had told me this was all
arranged. That Christine was
happy for the help and was looking forward to having me stay in the house as
long as I needed to before I found a job and my own place. I really didn’t have
anywhere else to go, and I’d just driven three days from Indiana, nearly losing
my kitten, Simon, in Houston just yesterday, and was now in Austin, exhausted
and at the mercy of this angry woman who was clearly unprepared for even her
mother, let alone me.
“I don’t want to
be any trouble,” I said. “I could
. . .” I trailed off.
“It’s fine,” both
women said at the same time.
“I guess we’ll
just figure it out,” said Christine.
“It’s
never a bad thing to have another strong female role model for the girls,”
stated Charlene. “Especially in
our society which is inundated with images like Disney princesses.”
There
was a brief frozen moment, while Charlene looked out the window and Christine
and I looked at little Christine’s Disney puzzle. Christine then sharply plopped Baby Judah on a blanket on
the floor and stormed into the kitchen.
Baby Judah reached
out to me and said “Boof!” and laughed happily. I smiled at him.
I heard a great
banging of pots and pans from the kitchen. “Don’t worry about her,” said Charlene with her usual
determined smile. “She’ll adjust.
She’s adaptable.”
I tried to make
myself useful. I pushed Charlene’s
granddaughters on the swings.
Little Christine was eight years old and beautiful, like her
mother. Long, curly hair, very
tall, and gave me sharp orders from her swing. “Higher!”
“Swing me higher!”
“Stop! Not so high, you’re
scaring me!” I saw mother
Christine looking from the kitchen window where she was creating a five seed
Indian curry dish with fresh herbs from the garden.
Little Minnie was
all heart. Soft, sweet, prone to tears when Christine said something sharp to her. She had soft brown eyes, and was happy
to have an additional adult around for cuddling. She picked dandelions from the backyard and brought them to
me. Christine home-schooled both
the children, staying up late into the evening creating lessons for them that
would provide a strong foundation in all subjects, and also would develop
auditory and kinesthetic learning methods as well as reading, and writing. Christine would frequently have large
bags under her eyes.
But the one I
loved the most here was Judah.
Judah was eight months old.
He cupped my face in his hands when I held his chubby body and said,
“Omi,” which was a valiant attempt at my name. I held him on my hip as I pushed Minnie on the swings in
their wooded backyard, and Charlene climbed trees and chattered to
herself. These were the times I
felt the most comfortable. The most at home. The most loved.
Every evening, I
spent time with Charlene, in her room, which was still home to Christine’s
sewing machine and half a dozen projects that she had left undone, since she
now had a permanent guest in sewing room.
Charlene had moved aside the stacks of McCalls patterns for little
girls’ dresses. Little Christine
and Minnie usually always wore home made dresses in matching floral patterns. Flimsy
brown pattern paper was still pinned to a fabric of pink ice cream cones, and
was moved to a corner with several patterns for baby boy outfits that were
clearly too small now for any baby boy in this household.
I brought my
kitten, Simon, to visit, and he would bat at Charlene’s cat, Sophie, who
blinked at him with clear blue eyes.
“You know,” she
said, as she stroked Simon’s orange fur.
“You have to purr your cats for at least 20 minutes a day,” She broke
off a chunk of McDonalds hamburger and fed it to Simon who gulped it down
eagerly. She had given me $2.00 to
purchase the burger and sneak it back in the house. Christine wouldn’t approve of McDonalds, even if we were
just feeding the cats. I
suspected the $2.00 had come from Christine’s purse, but I didn’t say
anything. I didn’t have
$2.00.
“Cats need at
least 20 minutes a day of purring,” she continued.
“I suspect Sophie
gets quite a bit more than that,” I responded, as Sophie climbed into Charlene’s
lap and nosed at the cheeseburger.
Charlene had
acquired her purebred Persian cat during out road trip to New York City. We spent a few hours visiting with one
of Charlene’s friends, who was looking for a new home for Sophie. Sophie had a heart condition, and
needed to handled delicately. Charlene
fell in love with her, and talked to her in a gentle singsong voice the whole
20 hours back home.
Sophie actually
reminded me of Charlene, who had long, striking, light grey hair, and carried
herself regally. She wore
mismatched clothing, and funny hats – berets, bowlers, even a top hat. She was in her late fifties, and had
sparkling blue eyes that looked out at the world expecting it to amuse and
delight her, and it did. She also
expected it to conform to her wishes.
And it did. If there were
such a thing as wizards in our time, in our world, I believed Charlene would be
one. She was wickedly intelligent,
making a mockery of the dull-witted, she was creative, and full of life. She
was demanding and terrifying. It
was no wonder Christine resented her presence. She was a force to be reckoned with. I was enthralled with her. I’d moved here because of her. And because I didn’t have anything
better to do. So, in the evenings,
we petted our cats and talked about the novel Charlene was writing, and I read
her the poetry I’d written, and we talked about what we wanted to do with our
futures. Charlene wanted to
publish her book, buy an RV, and drive until she felt like stopping, then stop
for a while, and write another book.
She did not want to ever have to telemarket again, and did not plan to
stoop so low now, and was not looking for a job. She and I had met at Dialamerica Marketing, where we both
sold Timelife books. As I droned
on about the benefits of TimeLife books into the phone, I could hear Charlene
from across the room, laughing wildly with her customer, and then ringing the
bell to indicate she’d made another sale.
Kathleeen did not want to live a boring life.
I also did not
want to live a boring life, so I just stayed with Charlene. I briefly dated her youngest son,
Byron, who she named after the poet.
Byron was sweet and full of heart, like little Minnie. His soft brown eyes were full of
kindness when I ran my hands through his wavy dark hair. He played jazz music, and when we drove
him to New York City and Charlene went home without him, but with Sophie, we
left him to pursue his dreams of following his music career. Charlene didn’t mention my relationship
with Byron, but I suspected she was glad when his choices took him way from
me. I cried when we said goodbye,
although I didn’t realize then how much I would miss him. He gave Charlene a softer edge. His selflessness and gentleness
softened the women of his family.
Made them less terrifying.
Without him, I struggled to find that softness and struggled to keep
myself safe from the venom that could fly from these women at a moment’s
notice.
But even without
Byron, I was drawn to Charlene’s wildness and I followed her to Austin, where I
now tried to make myself appear at least half as creative, talented and
intelligent as any of the members of this family, and failing that, I tried to
be helpful around the house, and failing that, I tried to be invisible.